A sarcastic coach for your Garmin
Your watch has
opinions.
You did a workout. Congratulations, apparently. Unproductive gives your effort the commentary it deserves.
Coming soon to Connect IQ. The app listing isn’t published yet.
UNPRODUCTIVE
A running session.
Lovely to see the shoes getting some attention.
EFFORT HAS BEEN NOTED.
7 days freeFull app. No account needed.
€2.99 onceIncluding sales tax, at launch.
2 watchesOne purchase. No subscription.
Motivation, with an eyebrow raised
Same effort.
A different reaction.
For the days when another “great job” just doesn’t cut it.
Save a workout. Get a verdict.
Finish your activity and let your watch have its say. Revisit your last 20 verdicts in History.
Choose your kind of commentary.
Passive-aggressive, coach, or unhinged. Set the tone, control profanity, and choose your quiet hours.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
The daily verdict resets. Yesterday’s questionable decisions stay in History, where they belong.
Less cloud. More side-eye.
The judgment
stays local.
Start your seven-day trial right on your watch. No account or internet connection required. Activate once after purchase, then keep using the app offline.
Your workouts stay on your watch. Activation sends no workout data.
Unlock your deviceFair questions
Before the judgment.
Which watches does it support?
Unproductive is built for the Garmin fēnix 8 AMOLED in 43, 47, and 51 mm, and the Forerunner 965. Check the compatible devices on the Connect IQ listing when it launches.
What happens after seven days?
The trial starts when you first open the app. After seven full days, new verdicts and workout notifications pause until you unlock it. History and settings remain readable.
What does the purchase cover?
At launch, €2.99 including sales tax buys the current Unproductive watch app for two watches, with no subscription. You can release an old watch when replacing it. Future data fields and online services are outside this purchase.
How do I unlock my watch?
Open Settings → Unlock app on your watch. Scan the QR code or enter the displayed code on the unlock page. Purchase there, or use the license key from your receipt. Keep the watch’s activation screen open and its phone or Wi-Fi connection available until it finishes.